Uhhh Harry Potter, if you die down there you are welcome to share my toilet. -Moaning Myrtle.
Last day for Easter photos! Come into the mall for Easter photos! Come sit on my lap! I’ve had a B0NER for 6 hours! And I will squeeze your wife’s t I ts. -Mall Easter Bunny FML.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
