I want the cute art therapist at my day program to pee in my mouth
Last day for Easter photos! Come into the mall for Easter photos! Come sit on my lap! I’ve had a B0NER for 6 hours! And I will squeeze your wife’s t I ts. -Mall Easter Bunny FML.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
