Does your house have an alarm? Do you have a doggy door? It would be a shame if the Easter Bunny stole your eggs. Prices going up, so high that the God

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Does your house have an alarm?
Do you have a doggy door?
It would be a shame if the Easter Bunny stole your eggs.
Prices going up, so high that the G******* Easter Bunny has to steal eggs this year. F*** trump and f*** usa
-Evil Easter Bunny.

New Confession

I was…unrefined in those early days. And as such, the creation of the proto-symbiote was…unclean, dirty, deranged and hideous. To this day, the weaker of my creations carry the scars of their progenitor’s birth inside of them, they are mistakes, and trash just like you are. They still fear the fire of the forge…and the discordant and incessant noise of a Celestial hammer beating their will into something…wieldy. Into something…beautiful. My weapon forged, I set out to banish the bright and all that came with it. In time, my living blade would become known as All-Black. The Necrosword. The Godslayer, I used the Godslayer to slay your “so called” God, his god, and all gods in parallel universes.
-Knull

Related Confessions

I have turned one hundred thousand worlds to dust looking for someone to match or rival my raw strength. looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of destruction and fear, and all of existence shall be mine!
Super or otherwise, you are merely a man… and I am a GOD!
The foolishness you are showing has already spelt your doom, hero!
You have overstepped your boundaries, and I have won.
I hope you appreciate that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I rule this and all known earths. I will end your pain with something special I’ve been saving for just this occasion, my fist.
-DarkSeid.