I betrayed my husband on a business trip. I had sex with a man a I barely knew . 3 of the 5 nights I was away I spent them in his hotel room.

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I betrayed my husband on a business trip. I had s** with a man a I barely knew . 3 of the 5 nights I was away I spent them in his hotel room.

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Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse? Ha ha f uck you Karen!

-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

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