look. i made her get an abortion when she was just a teenager. i basically got her addicted to cigarettes. its been 20 years now and shes still hopelessly

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look. i made her get an abortion when she was just a teenager. i basically got her addicted to cigarettes. its been 20 years now and shes still hopelessly addicted to cigarettes and im so ashamed of what i did to her because im scared she has lung cancer now

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Last day for Easter photos!
Come into the mall for Easter photos! Come sit on my lap! I’ve had a B0NER for 6 hours!
And I will squeeze your wife’s t I ts.
-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

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Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades.
You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife.
You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer.
-Evil Easter Bunny.