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Trudeau has no peenis

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Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work.
I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife.
Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work.
And had a b0ner all day today
-Mall Santa FML.

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Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family.
Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades.
You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife.
You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer.
-Evil Easter Bunny.