Guinea pig likes to lick my tOeS
Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work. I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife. Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work. And had a b0ner all day today -Mall Santa FML.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
