Every Tuesday I ejaculate into the ranch dressing. -tim from Subway.

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Every Tuesday I ejaculate into the ranch dressing.
-tim from Subway.

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Corvo Breedo I see you’re up to your dirty tricks again dragging my damn good name through the mud if you want me to split that tail I’ll oblige you and leave you with a damn c******* but don’t be playing and running when you know damn well my cockk be on bone and I’m aching for some white cheeks. Haven’t had me a good set of white cheeks in months this cracker Barry been running his mouth too but when it came time to deliver he had a loose caboose and a saggy asshoe. I want a tight rear end like someone who plays tennis or pickleball can polish my damn pickle.

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Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want to buy a car? $200,000 for a parking spot or $600 a month.
Want to buy a house? Nothing below a few millions.
Housing too much? Buy a condo for $1.5 million and live in a shoebox.
Can’t afford to buy? Rent a condo for $3000 a month + utilities and no parking!
Enjoy one of torontos 1000s of condo buildings is full of pakis, parties, drugs, and airbnbs.
Did you also know these condos are full of illegal immigrants hiding out from being deported?
Now for food, Canada has the most expensive groceries in the world.
Do you need a job to pay for this?
Employers would rather hire the no English speaking Indians because they can pay them below the minimum wage and treat them badly. But if they hire a Canadian they have to pay normal wage and act right.
Welcome to TORONTO CANADA