I put a bunch of fish in a bowl, and put my d*** in with fish food so they’d bite my d***. -Steve from pet smart.
Aye!!! its assholes smurf, wipe my azz across your father like his beard js astroturf. -A****** Smurf.
Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades. You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife. You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer. -Evil Easter Bunny.
