I can't believe I ate a whole meatball grinder in one sitting at 2 AM last night. My stomach is paying the price, but my taste buds are still in heaven.

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I can’t believe I ate a whole meatball grinder in one sitting at 2 AM last night. My stomach is paying the price, but my taste buds are still in heaven.

New Confession

Ok Eli. I want to be out of here asap but willing to be s tiny bit flexible.

Come and get me BEFORE summer vacay and there won’t be any issues.

I’m going to call every Elijah Carter I can find in the meantime. And you better answer.

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