I Doubt You’Ll See This, But To The Girl I Bothered On The Internet For The Better Part Of A Decade. I’M Sorry. I Really Should Have Been On Psych

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I Doubt You’Ll See This, But To The Girl I Bothered On The Internet For The Better Part Of A Decade. I’M Sorry. I Really Should Have Been On Psych Medication. I Was Completely Delusional And Obsessed With You. I Thought Everyone I Talked To On These Websites Were You. I Was Convinced Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That You Were Secretly In Love/Obsessed With Me. Everything I did was super fucked and I will never bother you again. – PB

New Confession

Ok Eli. I want to be out of here asap but willing to be s tiny bit flexible.

Come and get me BEFORE summer vacay and there won’t be any issues.

I’m going to call every Elijah Carter I can find in the meantime. And you better answer.

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