I promised God that I won’t masturbate for Lent, among other things, but I touched myself 2 weeks later. I feel guilty for doing that

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I promised God that I won’t m********* for Lent, among other things, but I touched myself 2 weeks later. I feel guilty for doing that

New Confession

They will delete this when they find it, Pope Francis has been successfully cloned. The original passed away on night 3 of hospitalization. They are currently working out the kinks and flaws with his replacement clone. The clone had an accelerated lifespan, meaning it will only last circa 5 years until it too has a malfunction. In that case a new conclave can be held.
The Pope Francis 2.0 is a clone!!!
-Victor sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.

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have you heard? the so called Pope has died, and Pope Francis, his soul is mine. -Demon Kane.