I miss my best friend but you’re such a s*** I hate you now
Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.
-Optimus Prime
Wake up in the morning, get out my rusty rasor and shave my fucken head! leave a few patches of hair cuz im a fucken psycho! bald head shave it till its red. shave off my eyebrows too and put them on your cereal.
-Real Life Skitso.
