4 different girls. Pregnant. Fml what is wrong with me!?. I knew none of them were on birth control, and I still never wore a condom. One girl is a collegiate swimmer, who was giving my oldest daughter (third grade) swimming lessons and oh my f****** god it felt so f****** good inside her. I wish she was the only girl I had fucked this summer but then I also fucked that far girl from the concession stand at the clubhouse pool and that skinny goth girl that smelled like cigarettes who I met at the Abortion protest and oh god didn it realize she was also still in high school like the cute chubby concessions girl who kept bringing me hotdogs and ice creams until I got the message that she was a lonely sophomore virgin in need of a daddy in his 40s with a reasonably fit dad bod to come rescue her virginity !! Oh god I was so high I really hope my (ex) wife doesn’t find out bc I’m a recovering alcoholic and lie about going to AA but still no alcohol for three whole months burn but lots of CBD and Delta 9 and some Delta 8 and I was worried for a minute that I might have gotten a middle school girl pregnant but as f****** crazy as it sounds … she is texting me that I got her mom pregnant!! Rotfl her mom is a CrossFit YMCA yoga and spin instructor !! Like the light weight sip up hoodie and sports bra everywhere look! The tight black yoga pants without underwear and the Hoka one-one running shoes without socks and the pony tail and she smells like thirsty desperate s** and teen spirit ! She’s the pregnant one I want to keep!!
She’s like 31 and so fit and cute and she also has schizophrenia? Wtf seriously on lots of anti anxiety meds sever depression suicidal and multiple suicide attempts in the last year she told me!?!? She struggles with annorexia and bulemia and hates her body and herself because her two kids have different father and she told me she had baby fever and that I looked like fat older grey bearded Superman !! Why is she into me!? My job pays like really really well but it’s such b******* I just got lucky ! But I know she’s broke again and needs a place to stay in September she said and she gets up at 4am because does TRX training and sometimes triathlons … I say she’s 31 …. Lie maybe just JUST turned 31 and had done track maybe or volleyball in college ? and oh god she’s so f****** hot !!!. I know she was dooo drunk when we were hanging out my daughter and her son are in third grade together so we did kids movie night with the kids and her 13 year old nymph like daughter who acts like a lovely big sister to my daughter and I was flirting heavy with her but when her mom blacked out on the couch drinking I didn’t hesitate to take her and well now she texted her mom is pregnant and doesn’t remember who and she thinks it’s ducking funny