so one day i thought it was a great idea to beat my meat while my parents were home while i was my cat come on the bed i didnt notice and it scrathed my d*** so hard i had to go to the ER btw im 23 still living with my parents i still go with them to the docters so they came and the doctors made me tell thhem in front of most of the hospatle that my d*** got scratched by my cat and that i was beating my meat while it happend