We can't even have the real wedding we want (outdoors in a field on an acreage) because we have to accommodate my handicapped mother, who can barely walk.

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We can’t even have the real wedding we want (outdoors in a field on an acreage) because we have to accommodate my handicapped mother, who can barely walk. I feel awful that it may s*** for her, but it’s also the cheapest place to have both the ceremony and reception.

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I saw you make eye contact with me through the stall door as I lay egg, would you like a stain?

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There’s this girl who works in the same company at the mall that I do who I’m pretty obsessed with (even though she’s married). I’m always checking her out. Lately, I haven’t seen her in a while, but in the past, I used to sniff the chairs she sat on, and one time she left her stuff at work. So I sniffed her jacket, licked the mouth area of her water bottle, I stole a tampon from her jacket because it has her scent, and I used the lotion she uses to rub on my d*** and balls. If I could’ve, I would’ve came on her jacket.