I think of my old girl friend often and search for her on the internet. No luck. The s** with her was great and she was very pretty. I liked her personality, she was interesting and fun to be with. The problem with her was she gave me VD and lied about it. She told me she gave me a yeast infection, I told my doctor about it and he said “She said that?” he gave me a prescription for penicillin and told me not to drink alcohol for two weeks. He never told me that I had VD and I didn’t figure it out till years later.
