Walt Disney World Yesterday, All Day and while on the way back to the parking lot, in the blue monorail, I cut the most disgusting silent fart ever. it

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Walt Disney World Yesterday, All Day and while on the way back to the parking lot, in the blue monorail, I cut the most disgusting silent fart ever. it was warm and nasty and slowly made it way out with no sound. I was hoping to leave it for the next group. we stopped for traffic and slowly the smell made it way around and someone, finally said. “OMG that’s disgusting.” we all agreed. parents where looking at kids. wives where looking at husbands. I was looking at my BFF and she was looking all around.
it was not until we got in the car, the ac on.. I said quietly. ” it was me.” my BFF looked over and she was. “huh” I said again. “it was me” she looks over and says. “You are f****** disgusting, what the hell?” and all I could say was. “they stopped for traffic.”!!!!!!

oh and Josh Duggar is one nasty dude. your own sisters… yuck.. I mean yea they are kinda hot for church girls… but geez dude… they where your sisters…..

New Confession

Just because I have bipolar disorder doesn’t mean it’s the bipolar to blame. It’s the f****** stress these assholes and b****** and the fucked up government systems p****** me clean the f*** off. It’s called a load of f****** stress. My bipolar disorder alone is not the main cause of my irritability. People need to stop f****** p****** me off.

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