I was late for work and I'm angry frustrated complaining I complained to God had worldly sorrow resentment accused him of wrongdoing I was disrespectful

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I was late for work and I’m angry frustrated complaining I complained to God had worldly sorrow resentment accused him of wrongdoing I was disrespectful prideful arrogant conceited self righteous afraid worried anxious paranoid selfish impatient immature irresponsible lazy unprofessional insensitive unforgiving and ungodly and I had a martyr like attitude and I was self-righteous and I used profanity

New Confession

There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…

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