This is actually pretty funny, but I plan on telling my teacher what I did. Back in high school, I had to write a paper about the American dream and how

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This is actually pretty funny, but I plan on telling my teacher what I did.

Back in high school, I had to write a paper about the American dream and how it relates to manifest destiny. Well, I got real sick of everything because of some personal stuff and didn’t have the will to do more work than I needed so I wrote one of the middle paragraphs starting off as “I don’t actually know if you’ve read this far into this, so I’m going to complain for a bit.” Then I proceeded to compare Sierra Mist to Sprite in extreme detail about the flavoring. I distinctly remembering writing out something along the lines of “….tastes like watered down 7 up in one of those cups that you’d get from Chucky Cheese…”

I got an 100% on that paper and my friend Hunter got an 87% and he actually did the work.

New Confession

My parents and I are Arab new to America
One night we were walking home from the store
As we walked through the alley a huge black gang member came up and robbed my dad and then shot him
As dad laid on the ground the guy took out his c*** and put mom on her knees and demanded she s*** his c***
Mom did as she was told
After awhile he pulled mom into the house
He made mom ride his c*** on her bed
And he said to mom “I had fun shooting your husband !”
Mom rode him faster and asked “why did you make me see that?”
The guy said “tell me what you think of it:”
Mom answered him in a way I don’t understand
She said you feel how wet my p**** is so you know how I feel!
Mom kept riding him

Related Confessions

My brother and I sometimes fool around with each other. 2 months ago we went all the way and I can’t stop thinking about it. His d*ck just slamming into my p*ssy just felt so good.