My [M, 28] girlfriend [F, 29] has very pungent farts and disrespected me with them.

A few nights while sleeping I heard the dreaded sound and tried to cover my head or cover the source with a blanket or even push a pillow into my face but the smell permeated and found my nostrils like sheriffs looking for an escaped convict in the woods. She has the worst smelling gas of any person I’ve ever met and I have 4 brothers.

After dinner I told her I wanted to talk to her in the den about something and she said “what about?” And I said “about your flatulence problem..” and she said “ok I’ll meet you in there”.

I’m sitting there on the sofa patiently waiting to talk to her about visiting a gastroenterologist to discuss this malady when she comes around the corner, palms the back of my head and slams my face into the back of her sweatpants for a perfectly timed 8/10 loudness facebomb fart.

I’m tired of this gas problem, how can I make her feel comfortable addressing it?