Sometimes I wish I was straight and hate myself for being gay.
Guys, guys, YO GUYS! Will someone do something about that dead h***** floating face down in the pool. My dad’s gonna be home soon and he’s gonna fucken kill me if he finds it. 😂😂😂😂
-About that party from last night.
You missed your payment for my construction services. My hammer loves knee caps and elbows 💥
-Bob The Builder.
