kinda like catfishing, I go on ebay and try and find new listens to start a bidding war with someone who actually wants the item. I place the first bid, and as soon as a counter bid happens, I immediately rebid, and if they counter my bid in a matter of a minute, I got that m*********** on the hook. This week I got a sucker to place a max bid of 356.50 GBP on something I’m pretty sure have could have won the max bid at around 100 GBP. That’s a $361.59 usd difference! A personal best.
I roped him so goooood.

….

I’m that little bit oh s*** under the heel of your boot
that persistent itchy a****** who hides behind a keyboard
that miscreant who provokes the unsuspecting.
that degenerate who inflicts unnecessary misfortune to other for their own entertainment.

I am waste of a human that only cares about themselves.

And I f****** love it!