I went to Cleo’s last night to see what all the talk was about. It was a slow night but I did talk to an African American guy named Brian (probably goes by B****** Balls Brian or something) and I made a few jokes about getting my “backsnatch balled beligerently” and mentioned “Corvallus”. He was pretty drunk so maybe he wasn’t in the mood. I’ll try again tonight. Does anyone know where I can meet Cleophus?