To : f*** my wife friend . I have a coworker that helps with our drag bike hobby . Second time he was over he joked around about laying his pipe to my wife . I looked at him and asked how old are you ? He replied 17 . Told him bail money wasn’t in the budget for my wife and keep this drag bike running . We both laughed . He replied ok I’ll keep my pipe in his pants . About 7 months later and him totally forgetting about f****** my wife . He showed up to prepare the bike for the next race . Now it’s my wife’s turn . She asked him you get plenty of sleep last night ? He replied I guess ? She replied let’s find out . And said follow me . Watched her lead him off to our bedroom . And left the door open . Hour later both came out . I heard that bed board hitting the wall. He returned to the shop and I said Mom p**** today ? He replied oh yeah .