I masturbated with a cucumber and put it back in the fridge. I feel so bad. I would take it out but I don't remember which one it is and there are so

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I masturbated with a cucumber and put it back in the fridge. I feel so bad. I would take it out but I don’t remember which one it is and there are so many. Someone’s gonna eat my p**** cucumber, oh my god

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This sight needs comments back I got my knob polished because of these cotten picking comments some white said he liked my style was splitting his damn cheeks the following day at a motel got my nut plus two Buford deluxe sandwiches beat on old boys prostate like a damn snare drum!

Wish CORVALLUS would come correct and let me get my way I’d show him the time! Blacks up whites down

Da Bossman

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I hooked up with a good friend of mines ex boyfriend the day they broke up and it came full circle.

The day they broke up me and him started sexting and hooking up. Eventually we ended up dating and we broke up and he immediately move on to the next girl. You lose them how you gain them. I feel so horrible. Now I know the feeling of betrayal and I 100% deserve it. Do not feel sympathy for me i knew what I was getting into but it still hurts oh it hurts so bad. I was a bad friend and I wish I could go back in time to fix everything. Im so sorry to the people I’ve hurt and lost because of my actions. I thought i finally found true love. How foolish of me. Anyways don’t be a bird brain b**** like me!!