I got one of those spam emails saying “What’s up, p**** punisher?” and I got so aroused I had to m*********.
Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.
-Optimus Prime
Wake up in the morning, get out my rusty rasor and shave my fucken head! leave a few patches of hair cuz im a fucken psycho! bald head shave it till its red. shave off my eyebrows too and put them on your cereal.
-Real Life Skitso.
