when your family just bought you shit that's like $200 go ahead and kill yourself. they can always return the shit they bought you.

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when your family just bought you s*** that’s like $200 go ahead and kill yourself. they can always return the s*** they bought you.

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Daddy, my stay home impotent father groomed me while my homely attorney mother guided petroleum companies, but me and my 4 sisters are pretty and sensuous. Daddy rubbed his floppy d0ng on us but never got hard, seaman came out anyway. Now I’m an adult I asked mom why she allowed him to teach us to c u m before we turned 9. She said dad was reliable but @s***** she could have s** with anyone anytime she wanted which came in useful in her line of work. He was not asexual he licked me to my first 0rgasm when I was 8 and my sisters at the same age as well.

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When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.