• 1 week ago

Corvallus here and I set my sling up behind a Popeye’s chicken restaurant last night. For every African American load I received I gave the donor a coupon for $2 off Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich!

A line started forming and to keep the gentlemen waiting entertained I began singing the Popeye’s jingle:

“Love those dickings from Popeye’s, Louisiana fresh…”

After each gentleman finished I would use a Popeye’s moist towlette to clean the tip of their beefy black bootyhole bangers. Thats what I like to call “the Corvallus difference ™ ”

The one and only,


Simply Confess