you can't get a Doctorate they said. they were correct. F-ckin pricks!

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you can’t get a Doctorate they said. they were correct. F-ckin pricks!

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Last night I thought I would fill my fantasy with a B B C . My husband is away on a business trip. So? I brought home a waiter from our favorite restaurant. I couldn’t believe how big his sausage was. Yes, I moaned when he slid in my willing playground. Yes, I bucked back like it was my very first time. I knew he was ready. Then he treated me like a high school girl. I couldn’t even believe that he pulled out and squirted his cream pie all over my stomach. Then asked me to s u c k on his sausage. And I’m like seriously after pulling out. Then I yelled get dressed and get the F U C K O U T.

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LISTEN UP FUCKERS🎃We have been conditioned to be
wanted treats, trained to market ourselves, and be carver ourselves,
as ready for purchase. Our limbs available for the chopping via knife.
twenty-four hours a day for those in need with the quench to kill.
We should be pleased to be taken
home, and have our guts splatter the walls, honored to be the shiniest
pumpkin with the least damage. The one with no guts leaking out.
he wanted to chisel a jack-o’-lantern smile , for he was sick in the head.
into and set outside for show, but on this Halloween it was the Jack O Lantern that carved the human first🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃