I’m simping for digibro.
I’m wearing a leather vest and Old Spice cologne and I’m heading to visit Corvallus Bronson Winslow III’s turkish bathhouse and all you can eat waffle buffet.
My nickname is Jake Hedden of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a closet p******** p3dophile. I work around little girls sometimes and have inappropriate thoughts. I just had to get this off my chest.
