Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
I’ve rented a car in Las Vegas and have reserved a hotel in Twentynine Palms which is just north of Joshua Tree. We’ll drive from Las Vegas through Mojave National Preserve and possibly do a short hike on our way down. Then spend all day on Monday at Joshua Tree. We can decide the next morning if we want to do more in Joshua Tree or Mojave before we head back.
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.
Here’s the thing. She doesn’t have anything to prove, but she is going to anyway. That’s just her character. She knows she doesn’t have to, but she still will just to show you that she can. Doubt her more and she’ll prove she can again. We all already know this and you will too.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
I had an online affair, I ended it after we met in person, and the husband found out. Now I have gilt and fear that he will find me. Really feel guilty and ashamed
i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.
The headphones were on. They had been utilized on purpose. She could hear her mom yelling in the background, but couldn’t make out exactly what the yelling was about. That was exactly why she had put them on. She knew her mom would enter her room at any minute, and she could pretend that she hadn’t heard any of the previous yelling.
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
Do yourself a big favor and leave. Please leave and never return to this site again. This place will make you lose brain cells along with losing hope and faith in humanity.
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
There was something special about this little creature. Donna couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was, but she knew with all her heart that it was true. It wasn’t a matter of if she was going to try and save it, but a matter of how she was going to save it. She went back to the car to get a blanket and when she returned the creature was gone.
A long black shadow slid across the pavement near their feet and the five Venusians, very much startled, looked overhead. They were barely in time to see the huge gray form of the carnivore before it vanished behind a sign atop a nearby building which bore the mystifying information “Pepsi-Cola.”
His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
Eating raw fish didn’t sound like a good idea. “It’s a delicacy in Japan,” didn’t seem to make it any more appetizing. Raw fish is raw fish, delicacy or not.
Very Fat Lazy WorkOut Plan 4 Big People 5 crunches- at the edge of the bed Stand up March 30 seconds Squat back down into bed 5 crunches Repeat this order for 20 or 30 min.
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
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Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.
Since they are still preserved in the rocks for us to see, they must have been formed quite recently, that is, geologically speaking. What can explain these striations and their common orientation? Did you ever hear about the Great Ice Age or the Pleistocene Epoch? Less than one million years ago, in fact, some 12,000 years ago, an ice sheet many thousands of feet thick rode over Burke Mountain in a southeastward direction. The many boulders frozen to the underside of the ice sheet tended to scratch the rocks over which they rode. The scratches or striations seen in the park rocks were caused by these attached boulders. The ice sheet also plucked and rounded Burke Mountain into the shape it possesses today.
I just want someone I think is attractive to climb through my window and rearrange my fuckin’ guts. I just want to have a wild teenager experience, y’know?
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I rent a room in the home of a married couple and I kinda feel insulted that the husband has never made a pass at me.
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.
Lift those weights. We gotta fight depression.
I get so fucking horny before my period but I can’t masturbate right now.
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i’m a girl and i kiss my girl friends but i’m straight it’s more of an i love you type of thing
Thank you for confirming my worst fears that I meant nothing. Ill still help you. Can you just give me time for the pills to kick in.
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Do you think you’re living an ordinary life? You are so mistaken it’s difficult to even explain. The mere fact that you exist makes you extraordinary. The odds of you existing are less than winning the lottery, but here you are. Are you going to let this extraordinary opportunity pass?
“Begin today!” That’s all the note said. There was no indication from where it came or who may have written it. Had it been meant for someone else? Meghan looked around the room, but nobody made eye contact back. For a brief moment, she thought it might be a message for her to follow her dreams, but ultimately decided it was easier to ignore it as she crumpled it up and threw it away.
Better off dead.
Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth.
Can’t help you anymore. I’m sorry.
every website i start to enjoy end up INVADED BY TROLLLS. this is gangstalking NIGHTMARE
PERIOD OR INFECTION OR BOTH I DONT KNOW I CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
I was angry disrespectful impatient selfish prideful I had worldly sorrow resentment I complained dishonored my father and passed judgement against him
Pink horses galloped across the sea.
I hope you die reader
I’ll give you space, once again
Three generations with six decades of life experience.
I need to stop wasting my time watching too much porn and start getting a life.
The way my wife’s pussy feels after it’s been used by another man is the best feeling in the world.
Looking for a cute girl who is willing to shit all over my sack.
Average human ejaculate is about 3 ml. That means my beloved mother, Mrs Subarnarekha Naskar has swallowed at least 2615.26 litres of semen in her life. Do the math.
Let’s fight the depressive symptoms some of us are having. Let’s lift those weights or hit the treadmill. We must sweat. Come on.
She’s done this to me, for all these years. I’ve asked her politely to stop. Sometimes not so politely. Here she is, it never stops.
There are only three ways to make this work. The first is to let me take care of everything. The second is for you to take care of everything. The third is to split everything 50 / 50. I think the last option is the most preferable, but I’m certain it’ll also mean the end of our marriage.
It really sucks when I think about how money will always be more important than me
i made a promise that i would not kill my self without asking my mom for help i dont think i am going to keep that promise tonight
I blame white people.
I want my crush to sit on my face.
I could really use some boedank cherry lips right bout now
Sobriety applies to honesty and clarity. Honesty to your self-reflecting and consciousness of others involved in your actions.
I’ve rented a car in Las Vegas and have reserved a hotel in Twentynine Palms which is just north of Joshua Tree. We’ll drive from Las Vegas through Mojave National Preserve and possibly do a short hike on our way down. Then spend all day on Monday at Joshua Tree. We can decide the next morning if we want to do more in Joshua Tree or Mojave before we head back.
My 41 yr old mother has finally started her milf porn career. She has always wanted to do porn. I feel so happy to be son of a porn actress
They say you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself… I guess I ain’t loving no-one then
I hope the bitches from my high school rot
What are transphobes afraid of? Their own immature insecurities or being caught developing erections?
I have a feeling this is the end thank you for everything. It wasn’t real but I had fun anyway. Pity we will see each other again. I respect your ghost tho
You’ll always be my hostess with the mostess . I’ll be in touch when Humpty and Dumpty die. Not a care in the world then
I believe the media needs to stop mentioning Kobe Bryant, let his family greave
Sobriety path.
Mothers are statically more in terms of Child abuse.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. “You need to learn to think for yourself,” she wanted to tell him. “Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down.” But she didn’t because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
we GET IT nigga. you’re rich. that’s why you take your girlfriend to 19.99/entree ass places, so you can have the louie luggage.
Don’t think about it, just DO it.
coronavirus = Zombie Virus
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.
He decided to live his life by the big beats manifesto.
I’m sorry. I’m just sorry.
Everyone deserves to have a field of open dreams
She nervously peered over the edge. She understood in her mind that the view was supposed to be beautiful, but all she felt was fear. There had always been something about heights that disturbed her, and now she could feel the full force of this unease. She reluctantly crept a little closer with the encouragement of her friends as the fear continued to build. She couldn’t help but feel that something horrible was about to happen.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
i hate myself for disliking someone who‘s always been nice and they’re genuinely not a bad person at all
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
I only feel normal when I smoke weed Once a week is all i do but I wish I didn’t feel / act so crazy without it
Today I completed my online interview assessment (new world, new methods) Now I’m going to eat food and watch Harry potter
I want to see her one last time .
Stop confusing pleaceful sleep with death. They are not the same. With sleep you breathe in trance, with death you choke and body turns to cold stone.
2020 sucks
My ass is so fat. I bent over to pick up something I dropped on the kitchen floor and heard my trousers rip. Fucks sake. Back to skinny stretch jeans.
All my dreams are crushed because i will never trust people. I can die, empty, and Frankly not pleased with reality. Disgusting Life
Forgot how special and accomplished my dad is
Life scares me more than death.
Turning away from the ledge, he started slowly down the mountain, deciding that he would, that very night, satisfy his curiosity about the man-house. In the meantime, he would go down into the canyon and get a cool drink, after which he would visit some berry patches just over the ridge, and explore among the foothills a bit before his nap-time, which always came just after the sun had walked past the middle of the sky. At that period of the day the sun’s warm rays seemed to cast a sleepy spell over the silent mountainside, so all of the animals, with one accord, had decided it should be the hour for their mid-day sleep.
i fucked my wifes mother last night… she is 74… im 30…. best pussy ive ever had…
The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
I never had a crush on Marcia Brady. I always fancied Jan.
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.
I hate being awake. Sometimes I wish I could just live in my dream world where nothing hurts.
I hope you all have a wonderful day/night. You deserve happiness and good health in your life.
Hold me tighter when I cum
eu sou bolsonaro e torço pro flamengooooooooooooooo vai ser campeao mundial, lula volta pra cadeia, fora petrix
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.
Here’s the thing. She doesn’t have anything to prove, but she is going to anyway. That’s just her character. She knows she doesn’t have to, but she still will just to show you that she can. Doubt her more and she’ll prove she can again. We all already know this and you will too.
Fuck me im still horny. Nice fantasty tough
I recently masterbated with a man on KIK messenger. I hadn’t masterbated in almost 6 months. I am feel unworthy and ashamed.
Today again I masturbate…tell me how to control it. I’m 25 y/o
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
I fantasize about my girlfriend getting really slutty on camera, uploading the video online, and hearing all the dirty things that will be said about her.
“Where do they get a random paragraph?” he wondered as he clicked the generate button. Do they just write a random paragraph or do they get it somewhere? At that moment he read the random paragraph and realized it was about random paragraphs and his world would never be the same.
Ok boomer.
A little succ and fucc.
I want to live happy in my introverted indoors life. I don’t like being scared outside.
There should be limits to wishful thinking. I just haven’t found them yet.
It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.
Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies.
He colored deep space a soft yellow.
I had an online affair, I ended it after we met in person, and the husband found out. Now I have gilt and fear that he will find me. Really feel guilty and ashamed
Bye.
Pick a electric blade. Any electric blade.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
i love you, matic skabar
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
i find nothing intresting and i would love to die. i feel dumb for acting like i care and im tired of trying. i feel even dumber for not even being dead…
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
Why men? Why not men, women, children, elders
He couldn’t move. His head throbbed and spun. He couldn’t decide if it was the flu or the drinking last night. It was probably a combination of both.
You will all know Waleska Sargenteli and her luscious shebeef
You jive Turkey!
I know you’re awake,you just don’t want to talk to me.
Don’t ever use condoms guys.
I just want to go home.
I wish I was never born. I don’t deserve to be alive.
He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.
Even though I don’t feel motivated. I’m gonna get my fat ass on the treadmill.
I think my bowls are moving too fast…. how soon is too soon to be shittin after I eat? Bc the shit still smell like fresh tacos. Burnt a lil too.
The seals are barking.
I Hate My Life
I wonder what she’s up to.
I exercised my chest, abs and arms a lot today. Thanks to you all for encouraging me. In fact, I think I’ll do more later in the evening before sleeping.
ive had e sex with over 100 people
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
I can’t wait for the day I quit my minimum wage job and move on to a much, much better job in the future. Time to finish school. I got this.
//aifs.gov.au/cfca/publications/who-abuses-children Research link to the fact that women are more likely to abuse their children.
Music brings back memories Don’t do it kids
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
At that moment he had a thought that he’d never imagine he’d consider. “I could just cheat,” he thought, “and that would solve the problem.” He tried to move on from the thought but it was persistent. It didn’t want to go away and, if he was honest with himself, he didn’t want it to.
Why is the website tripping with the likes and comments? WtF
It’s VDay, I don’t have a girlfriend. So I bought sexy lingerie and I’m going to shower, shave after work and jerk my dick to an awesome nut.
Conservatism is a mental illness.
I want to slit her throat so bad.
There’s a reason that roses have thorns.
I don’t know what to do with my life. I just space out
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
I confess that shellfish is the only thing that rhymes with tell this.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all.
The headphones were on. They had been utilized on purpose. She could hear her mom yelling in the background, but couldn’t make out exactly what the yelling was about. That was exactly why she had put them on. She knew her mom would enter her room at any minute, and she could pretend that she hadn’t heard any of the previous yelling.
Being a human is better than being animals.
Trine has Vejles best ass!
I’m a girl. I think I’m in love with my female best friend. I’m going to tell her in five days. Wish me luck
What does it mean when a “boyfriend” uses his friends to humiliate and put down his partner sharing all her secrets? HONEST REPLIES ONLY
my ma is going mental.
It was going to rain. The weather forecast didn’t say that, but the steel plate in his hip did. He had learned over the years to trust his hip over the weatherman. It was going to rain, so he better get outside and prepare.
That Muttr website is full of shit people I swear.
Chinese are LIARS Muslims are Murderers. Mexicans are Thieves and rapists.
Dear family. Sorry I never grew up to be something.
I was wondering if anyone here get fainty while having ur mouth check at the dentist or is it just me.
She advised him to come back at once.
The heating pad is my bestfriend when I have cramps.
It was easy to spot her. All you needed to do was look at her socks. They were never a matching pair. One would be green while the other would be blue. One would reach her knee while the other barely touched her ankle. Every other part of her was perfect, but never the socks. They were her micro act of rebellion.
Mxr plays on YouTube is a fucking horrible thing, yeah.
Black and white Green or grey Blue knows Red OR SO THEY SAID
Mothers are statically more of perpetrators of Child Abuse or Neglect than fathers.
I touched myself unpurely. Lord forgive me. I need to never do it again.
i hope i find you dead like the dream last night
TAXATION IS THEFT
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.
I’m the bonsai guy from noteful****
Not pregnant but the dick gave me contractions.
Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.
It’s a stare at the blank spot on the wall w/the possibility of cutting kind of day.
Dear woman who said Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind: Just-ju-hm.. Shut the fuck up please?
The doll spun around in circles in hopes of coming alive.
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Burnie, free weed for all.
I fantasize about reeducation camps
I missed my girl cousin I’m closest to wedding because I lost the password to my a email account So gutted
I have constant realistic nightmares about being raped, its so violent and scary that its now my biggest fear
Time for another date with a sharp object.
If Peppa Pig is a 7″1 fucking pig, then I fear how tall Daddy Pig is. Now I know why somepeople are afraid of bacon…
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I think it would be hot if my wife had a lover. When she comes home. I’d go down on her to taste his cum.
So we’re just going to ignore how Europe belongs to the immigrants now?
fucking hate being on peroid.
How to not care?
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Death is scary but i know it will release me from this hatred i’ve endured (far too long). My body will cry to live but my soul grins.
I hope the coronovirus wipes out the whites
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
I think I have cancer. I’ll know soon. Right now, all I can think is: How many bad things have to happen to one person before they just quit?
My teacher really hates it when im late to his class. Its gotten to the point where if I feel like I might be late I would skip class entirely.
Hot filthy shit, brewing and churning inside my colon. I eagerly await your stinking arrival, and to see what shape my sphincter has fashioned you.
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She did her best to help him.
Could the owner(s) of this website please fix the search bar? Nothing ever comes up when I search stuff. Thank you.
How to make a bot for lots of likes and views?
He’s in a boy band which doesn’t make much sense for a snake.
SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA!!
Do yourself a big favor and leave. Please leave and never return to this site again. This place will make you lose brain cells along with losing hope and faith in humanity.
A hacker is trying to find my location from my Instagram account. I’m only 13im scared
There once lived an old man and an old woman who were peasants and had to work hard to earn their daily bread. The old man used to go to fix fences and do other odd jobs for the farmers around, and while he was gone the old woman, his wife, did the work of the house and worked in their own little plot of land.
He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.
I have a random feeling that today is going to be a great day.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen.
Gluttony will kill me
Every time my bf eats me out I fantasize about a girl doing it to me and I have the most intense orgasms!
I’m a guy and I wear thongs. boys or girls idgaf
There was something special about this little creature. Donna couldn’t quite pinpoint what it was, but she knew with all her heart that it was true. It wasn’t a matter of if she was going to try and save it, but a matter of how she was going to save it. She went back to the car to get a blanket and when she returned the creature was gone.
Asparagus is a kidney flusher.
I’m so in love with my guide and he’s not human like me
I H A T E B U L L S H I T T E R S Good morning
A long black shadow slid across the pavement near their feet and the five Venusians, very much startled, looked overhead. They were barely in time to see the huge gray form of the carnivore before it vanished behind a sign atop a nearby building which bore the mystifying information “Pepsi-Cola.”
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
I’m going to fuck Gabi Rahming & make her beg for cum just like I did her father Micheal Rahming
I kissed a girl and I liked it- the taste of the coronavirus~ Your new parody instead of iridocyclites.
It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet.
I feel guilty for not having done enough against people who were rude and mean to me.
I don’t wanna talk about NASA
You can’t just go to Narnia and never come back. There’s consequences.
I want to ask a legit question who would suffer more? a falsely accused men of rape? Or a real victim of rape?
i was dead but now i am alive. Woke up from a very long dream. Angels > Fae
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
I’ve held my tongue so long.
It must be five o’clock somewhere.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
His parents continued to question him. He didn’t know what to say to them since they refused to believe the truth. He explained again and again, and they dismissed his explanation as a figment of his imagination. There was no way that grandpa, who had been dead for five years, could have told him where the treasure had been hidden. Of course, it didn’t help that grandpa was roaring with laughter in the chair next to him as he tried to explain once again how he’d found it.
i truly want you to find the love you look for if it means having peace again
I love the feeling of being able to sleep in when you have a day off work
Just a seriously confused 17-year-old, who might have a crush on a 15-year-old, but can’t actually tell
May be someday I’ll again disturb you all of a sudden without any intimation.
YOU NEVER LOVED ME. WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE YOU DO ANYTHING TO BE WITH THAT PERSON. THAT WAS ME. NEVER YOU.
A good day for me is when I don’t feel like harming and/or killing myself.
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea.
so sad to know that the Chinese doctor that raised awareness on the coronavirus died. Rest in peace Dr. Li. Bye angel
I’ve been fucking Chinese hookers (in Europe) without using condoms during the coronavirus outbreak.
VIII: I’ll go blind because I’m so hurt my eyes don’t want to see me in pain.
Right now I don’t care about anything and I feel good about it.
i got my first period today ugh
# 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch
I have been playing this new virtual reality game but halfway through the game play it crashes. Any ideas on why this is happening ?
How many men like the feeling of a woman sucking and stroking them off into her mouth more than just about anything? Thumbs up for agree.
God bless this website. God bless the drama. God bless the comments.
He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.
كراتي حكة وألم. هم الحكة والألم
The cat hurts my feelings because he loves and shows my parents affection, but he ignores me. I don’t why, because I treat him nice. Sigh…
I am unhappy. I am hurt. I am betrayed. I am backstabbed. I am in pain.
It disgusts me that my dad and grandpa doesn’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
I’m going to take it out on you’re kids bitch!
I am alone. I want someone to care about me but I don’t even care about myself. -R
Calling Jack Lalane: I need my JIZZLE JUICED!
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
The river stole the gods.
There was something beautiful in his hate. It wasn’t the hate itself as it was a disgusting display of racism and intolerance. It was what propelled the hate and the fact that although he had this hate, he didn’t understand where it came from. It was at that moment that she realized that there was hope in changing him.
Realised I was chasing the contrail of euphoria. The irony of it is, as good as it feels it’s never a good sign.
I masturbated lied was prideful selfish disrespectful boastful hipocritical afraid lazy anxious worried and I passed judgement against others and had worldly sorrow
Ha! They made a musical about a Zoey playlist and funny because Zoey got pregnant in a high school musical. Decades later and it’s still not funny.
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
I’m a sexy man trapped in an ugly man’s body
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
I was selfish and thinking about my self. I want thing’s to go back to normal
I’m tired of the porn I’m used to watching. I need something much, much better to make me cum faster.
My bf said I’m the energizer bunny of sex…he hates it.
Die
Where is my husband of 10 years ago? Where is my husband now? Is he alive?
Time to look for that blade.
Wish I was dead. I don’t deserve to be alive & wish I was never born.
They got there early, and they got really good seats.
The three-year-old girl ran down the beach as the kite flew behind her.
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign.
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Fighting the urge to pick a blade. Any blade.
Just got done creamin you’re girl bruh tell her to wipe her ass, smelt like booty when I clapped them cheeks from behind.
I hope there are no trannies over here.
Yesterday I fucked 2 Chinese hookers without a condom. I’m pretty sure I already have the coronavirus.
I am a Sabrina Suzuki stan. tell me she doesn’t make your cream your jeans in her videos
Ha trolls
I know you’re just doing the minimum to keep me on the hook…So appreciated but doesn’t everybody want somebody that’s crazy about them back?
The random sentence generator generated a random sentence about a random sentence.
Black widow… .
My self harming problem has gotten so much worse. I don’t know how much longer I can last. I’m genuinely terrified. My wrists look even worse now.
i just need fucking space
Periods suck. I’m on mine and in crippling pain. I just wanna die. Those who don’t have periods, ur lucky
David subscribes to the “stuff your tent into the bag” strategy over nicely folding it.
Sitting in the sun, away from everyone who had done him harm in the past, he quietly listened to those who roamed by. He felt at peace in the moment, hoping it would last, but knowing the reprieve would soon come to an end. He closed his eyes, the sun beating down on face and he smiled. He smiled for the first time in as long as he could remember.
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy.
Why the fuck would u say such a thing
Ohhh my stomach. Oh uhhh. Never eat yogurt after a meal…oh…
I wouldn’t bother being comfortable talking about my past relationships with a future significant other. The past stays in the past where it belongs.
cryptome****/2013/04/wikipedia-mom-bomb.pdf Fuck bitches Fuck white people Fuck cops
Sometimes I really feel like I want to fuck my Microbiology instructor and it’s distracting in class.
Eating raw fish didn’t sound like a good idea. “It’s a delicacy in Japan,” didn’t seem to make it any more appetizing. Raw fish is raw fish, delicacy or not.
Very Fat Lazy WorkOut Plan 4 Big People 5 crunches- at the edge of the bed Stand up March 30 seconds Squat back down into bed 5 crunches Repeat this order for 20 or 30 min.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
I’m considering breaking up and getting a div. You hurt me. I love you. I don’t want to lose you. ….. … I’ve already lost you
I just want to get my clothes off and be naked.
I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making foooooood I’m making food.
Current obsessive fantasy: getting spit roasted by two or more horny old men. Preferably a room full of them.
Wtf has happened to this website overtime? I quit in September last year and I come back to even more of a mess? JFC.
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
I hate my throat and gut.
I enjoy thinking about about you but I enjoyed most being with you. Missing you a lot on this valentine’s day. Happy Valentines day,
The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across the table.
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
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I wanna girl to smash with ?
Sure, I’d be happy for you but my ego would disintegrate. Vestigial as it is.
You see, you wishing death on all the Chinese people. Now look the corona virus is spreading all over America. Be careful what you wish for.
I love when you “blame” Me for being selfish. Thank you! Tell me something i dont know.
I truly hope I did the right thing.
He doesn’t even care about me, why am I wasting my time with him? What does it matter, it’s not working. Love is the commitment to tolerate another person.
i have an invention that will change the world but i am afraid of being murdered if i bring it out to the public
I have a random feeling that today will be a great day. I just know it. I know it alright.
Lonely valentine’s
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
Humans are annoying.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
SHEBEEF lovers holla!! Share in the comments your favorite tgals with them Big Dicks! I love AngieTS in Miami off Calle Ocho and 17 av, what a pounder!
Why do white American men and women always expect extra special treatment in every tourist spot they go to abroad? Its very shameless. Behave yourselves Americans.
Just turned 19 n looking for a big tiddy goth gf Dm if interested ig @roxielove.official
If you hide out long enough someone else will eventually have to head into the kitchen and start dinner.
Does “homewrecker” refer to women only? Why or why not?
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
Whatever. A blunt instrument is as good as a sharp one.
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.
Since they are still preserved in the rocks for us to see, they must have been formed quite recently, that is, geologically speaking. What can explain these striations and their common orientation? Did you ever hear about the Great Ice Age or the Pleistocene Epoch? Less than one million years ago, in fact, some 12,000 years ago, an ice sheet many thousands of feet thick rode over Burke Mountain in a southeastward direction. The many boulders frozen to the underside of the ice sheet tended to scratch the rocks over which they rode. The scratches or striations seen in the park rocks were caused by these attached boulders. The ice sheet also plucked and rounded Burke Mountain into the shape it possesses today.
After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.
I would love to be done with you. To have you out of my head. Every thought of you brings with it a bittersweet sting i am aparently addicted to.
I saw the movie Cast Away again. Tom Hanks is so funny when he screams Willson. Lol
I just want someone I think is attractive to climb through my window and rearrange my fuckin’ guts. I just want to have a wild teenager experience, y’know?
Yeah I saw you. I think it’s kind of funny how clearly ashamed you are sometimes
I wanna suck every guy’s dick in this group
She couldn’t decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it.
Ultraterrestrials probably think every race is suspicious
Foot Cream is my fetish
God help me i fapped on sexy nuns :(( so sad
he’s a walking helium balloon the dummy