I’m a guy and get amazingly turned on by wearing women underwear. Omg, p******, pantyhose, silky nighties and lingerie make my heart race. I don’t care about dressing completely and impersonating women. The s*** undies are all I need.
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It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street.
The worst thing that can happen is that they fire me. If they fire me I’ll be more relieved than upset so whatever, I’ll find something better.
NICK NICK NICK NICK NA NICK NICK NICK
I fucked my girlfriend in the ass
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Im 12 and i use my brothers miniture wood bat to screw myself. I found out i really like it in my ass.
Pick a blade. Any blade.
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
I live a sad existence.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK shower is not free I’ve spent the day listening to bands, preparing for my interview and smoking Let this be over
I’m bored but it’s a sin to say
They tried to bun out this chi chi But I stand strong. Boom bye bye YOU
Mym bullies me, and I am mym
Mothers are statically more in terms of Child abuse.
me and my bf often share pics of each other having sex with our wives sometimes while we are having sex
i got my first period today ugh
Light travel
Barbara had been waiting at the table for twenty minutes. it had been twenty long and excruciating minutes. David had promised that he would be on time today. He never was, but he had promised this one time. She had made him repeat the promise multiple times over the last week until she’d believed his promise. Now she was paying the price.
Bitchphobia: Where you act like a son of a bitch everyday. Only white people can get diagnosed.
i’m a slowpoke and lazy red ass monkey. i’ve been provided every opportunity and needs to work but i still haven’t.
Succ ‘n’ Fucc
Mom told me to stay home. She wants to do the shopping so I don’t catch the virus. I couldn’t help but laugh. She is so mom.
Conservatism is a mental illness.
Sorry things are back to this
He was an expert but not in a discipline that anyone could fully appreciate. He knew how to hold the cone just right so that the soft server ice-cream fell into it at the precise angle to form a perfect cone each and every time. It had taken years to perfect and he could now do it without even putting any thought behind it. Nobody seemed to fully understand the beauty of this accomplishment except for the new worker who watched in amazement.
if he got married he really cared about her. A plus if he has children. I’m not a side chick. We are done. Have a nice life idiot
Just a seriously confused 17-year-old, who might have a crush on a 15-year-old, but can’t actually tell
It was a question of which of the two she preferred. On the one hand, the choice seemed simple. The more expensive one with a brand name would be the choice of most. It was the easy choice. The safe choice. But she wasn’t sure she actually preferred it.
Why are you acting weird? I never did anything to you or say anything. You act like I sinned against you. Anyway thank you for the assistance.
Husband is going out of town soon. I’m glad. I keep dreaming that you come see me
And I know show me it doesn’t me well should be enough Say that
Waleska Sargenteli has a big dick, baby! She is ready to breed some Backsnatch flooding it with her Brazilian JIZZLE JUICE! taste the cum rainbow!
# 6 oh nooooo what about # 7 smoke some more shit you silly bitch
Anybody from noteful? Mr. No Socks, where are you? I’m the bonsai guy btw. I miss you all.
كراتي حكة وألم. هم الحكة والألم
2 DICKS IN MY ASS, THREE DICKS IN MY ASS. FOUR DICKS IS ENOUGH BUT FUCKING FIVE DICKS! FIVE FUCKING DICKS! LETS GO FOR SIX.. SEVENNNNNNN