i wasted another day talking to myself on an anonymous platform. i wish i was dead butt i m a moosey. i wait behind the urinal to drink men's piss. if you

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i wasted another day talking to myself on an anonymous platform. i wish i was dead b*** i m a moosey. i wait behind the urinal to drink men’s piss. if you need to find me ill be hitting my kid’s (when i m not h****** my son’s girlfriend) an throwing poop at our cat! i turned my wife crazy now she just is a closet drunk that has s** with men half her age. Soon she’ll come out after she gets her d*** fix from that smelly angry kid… idk why she can’t smell him… i sure can in my blanket’s… i wish i was dead b*** my son’s girlfriend is the the most tight wet warm place too put my pud. soon it’ll probably be okay though when i finally open up about the gay s*** s** i’ve been having with unconscious men at the bar me an my buddies hangout at. i just wait till the drunkest one makes it to his truck too crash then plop my dark star(that i shave everyday btw) down on their lips balls resting comfortably on their eyes an excrete liquid s*** into their mouths untill it literally comes out of the poor wasted men’s nose. Almost 7ft twinkle toes signing off.

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Hello I am the man who has a compulsion to put objects in my b*** to simulate g******. I have often in the past sworn it off more times than I can count. I’ve confessed it to my priest over and over. The truth is I just like the feeling but the more I accept myself the less of an allure it has. So I slipped and did it again today. I use a smooth painted garden rake handle that I prop up and then back myself into it. I try and resist but I’ve come to accept that only Jesus can save me. It was not very satisfying even though I tried it to be and fucked myself good. I just did it a while and got a little prostate fluid out then I quit. It’s not that great anymore. So that’s my confession. Today is July 1 and it’s the last time. BTW I need to find a better outlet for stress and s***** frustration.