Sometimes I almost *wish* I was suicidal because, man, do I have an interesting plan for how I'd do it. Would certainly give a lot of my friends and

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Sometimes I almost *wish* I was suicidal because, man, do I have an interesting plan for how I’d do it. Would certainly give a lot of my friends and family, and likely some Canadian police officers, a fun story to tell.

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Hello I am the man who has a compulsion to put objects in my b*** to simulate g******. I have often in the past sworn it off more times than I can count. I’ve confessed it to my priest over and over. The truth is I just like the feeling but the more I accept myself the less of an allure it has. So I slipped and did it again today. I use a smooth painted garden rake handle that I prop up and then back myself into it. I try and resist but I’ve come to accept that only Jesus can save me. It was not very satisfying even though I tried it to be and fucked myself good. I just did it a while and got a little prostate fluid out then I quit. It’s not that great anymore. So that’s my confession. Today is July 1 and it’s the last time. BTW I need to find a better outlet for stress and s***** frustration.