I sleep with one of my pals and he has a girlfriend... I don't know her. I know what we're doing is just wrong. But somehow I can't stop. I'm an asshole

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I sleep with one of my pals and he has a girlfriend… I don’t know her. I know what we’re doing is just wrong. But somehow I can’t stop. I’m an a****** and so is he.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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