Hey everyone,

It’s me the I don’t know where to begin or what to say or anything so I guess I’ll just get to the story person again. I wanted to make this follow-up post to my two previous posts and address the situation as a whole before things go down a route they don’t need to go down.

First off, my first post where I talked about bad things happening to me, me being depressed and suicidal, people dying, suicide, depression, etc. was a fake post. Nothing said in that message was real, none of that happened to me and everything in my life is fine and I am as happy as can be.

Second off, my second post where I say everything in that first post was one big lie/fake was nothing but satire and a joke. I know, I know, it doesn’t look like satire or a joke and I’m sorry if that post came off that way but that was my intention, satire/a joke. I know in that message I was harsh to a man that believed my first post and tried to help me. I would like to personally and publicly apologize to that man (if you are reading this you know who you are) for being so rude to you, that was completely unacceptable and terrible behavior from me, that is not who I am and that is not how I act and speak in real life or to others, and I feel extremely bad, I regret it, and I’m ashamed of myself for saying what I said to you in that second post after you went out of your way to help someone who you thought was suicidal and in need of help, while I personally didn’t agree with all of it your post would definitely help suicidal people. I really appreciate and respect what you did and said, seriously, thank you. I do not expect forgiveness from you or anyone reading this but I just want y’all to know it was meant to be a joke/satire, I didn’t mean any harm and I am sincerely and genuinely sorry.

Third of all, why did I start all of this in the first place? Well as you know this is the internet and you only get one life, gotta make it fun while it still lasts cause you don’t know when it could come to an end. So I was just trying to have fun and make a joke with my own sick/twisted humor.

And lastly, No, suicide, depression and death IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT a joke. If you are depressed and/or suicidal please seek help immediately and just know there are people out there that care for you, there’s so much to live for, so much to experience and so much more out there in this world, don’t end it just like that because either some bad things have happened or your depressed or whatever your situation may be. You only live once in this current life, gotta make it worth it while it lasts, don’t take it away from yourself or anyone else. Plus think about all the people you’d be leaving behind by doing this, friends, family, pets, etc. Suicide should never, I repeat, SHOULD NEVER EVER be the answer.

I hope this message clears things up and I hope we can all bury the hatchet and move on. Once again I do not expect forgiveness but just know I am sorry. Here’s a phone number to an international suicide prevention hotline and if you do not wish to call please go seek some sort of other type of help, I seriously encourage you. I hope y’all have a great life. I am leaving this website now so goodbye.

International Suicide Prevention Hotline (it’s available 24/7): 1-800-273-8255