I let a random stranger from my barn take my truck back to his house to get a spare key for his van that his wife left a key in.

6 years

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

I saw my mother with the yardman in her bedroom.