I am a worthless person. I have not done anything wrong for ages, I do not want to kill anybody and I have not had an affair. I got up this morning and felt good because the sun is shining and all is well. I really am a waste of space because I have nothing to confess.
Wait a minute – the last time I made tea at work I got the cups mixed up and put sugar in Mike’s instead of Helens. I feel so much better now, I am useless after all, I will sleep tonight.
