Once, I was in class years ago and there was this girl that sat next to me that REALLY annoyed me. Like to a new degree that I had never experienced before. One day she made me kinda mad so I jokingly said, “Ima Alpha female!” And I feel so stupid about it like EEEEWWWWWWW WHY DID I DO THAT. WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY! But I mean it as a sort of a tumblr-y joke and it just didn’t land. It didn’t land at all. It fell on its neck. It was such a bad joke. I apologized for it, but I still feel so bad about it.
