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Retarded Reject (Remaster of a rap from when I was 14)

I’m a retard
And a reject
Dat a** caught me off guard
Prepare for b*** s**

Walk into the class wanting a f***** A
History teacher whips out his small f***** D
I’m sure that anyone else in the world would pick anyone over me
I had to excuse myself, oh s*** sir I gotta pee
Frantic through the halls, pants full of s*** and puke
Bully waiting in the halls gave me a nasty spook
He pulled a fist right from his hand, I’m gonna take you to the promise land
6969 and that’s his ugly girlfriends number on his but… err hand
And the muthafucka said

I’m a retard
And a reject
Dat a** caught me off guard
Prepare for b*** s**

Hey, that b**** saved me like Wildstyle
I’m 14. So? Everybody’s gotta watch the Lego Movie once in awhile
I was told from a young age that I have a way with words
People say it’s Asperger’s and that’s the reason why I sound like I’m chewing on turds
She slapped me, “You’re malnourished”
“F****** kill yourself” She encouraged
“Pasty white, do you go outside?”
“Nah b****, I play GTA all day, like swallowing f****** cyanide”
Cause

I’m a retard
And a reject
Dat a** caught me off guard
Prepare for b*** s**

She was the teacher
Very nice creature
3 detentions though just to f****** meet ya
Her face said I’m not wanted, not even by the reaper
Future me pauses time
“What a corny-a** line”
“I was f****** 14”
“Now I write edgy poems that no one cares to have seen”
Yeah f*** that
F*** that
Don’t do rap
Do rap
You have a mental handicap
Please don’t hate

Cause I’m a retard
And a reject
Dat a** caught me off guard
Prepare for b*** s**
Get wrecked

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