This happened when I was 11. I was waiting for my ballet lesson to start and I wanted to go to the bathroom.
So I go to the bathroom to pee. Not having the benefit of the penis (Yes I said that) I had to squat above the toilet to do my business. Suddenly something seemed really off. I checked to see what it was.
The top lid of the toilet was down. All of the pee got on the floor. I took as much toilet paper as possible and I tried to clean it up. Then I put my hair in a ponytail and put water on my hair so it seemed like I went to the bathroom to do my hair.
After the lesson I saw the lady sitting on the desk holding a mop. I still can’t look at her in the eyes. I hope she thought some toddler did that.