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This happened when I was 11. I was waiting for my ballet lesson to start and I wanted to go to the bathroom.

So I go to the bathroom to pee. Not having the benefit of the penis (Yes I said that) I had to squat above the toilet to do my business. Suddenly something seemed really off. I checked to see what it was.

The top lid of the toilet was down. All of the pee got on the floor. I took as much toilet paper as possible and I tried to clean it up. Then I put my hair in a ponytail and put water on my hair so it seemed like I went to the bathroom to do my hair.

After the lesson I saw the lady sitting on the desk holding a mop. I still can’t look at her in the eyes. I hope she thought some toddler did that.

All Comments

  • Should have gone in my mouth, darling.

    Anonymous February 9, 2019 1:06 pm Reply
    • This response cannot be beaten. You get it.

      Anonymous February 9, 2019 1:21 pm Reply
  • Fake

    Anonymous February 9, 2019 5:24 pm Reply
    • Don’t think so, had something similar when I was 7 lol

      Anonymous February 9, 2019 6:59 pm Reply
  • Forget about it. What happened 36 years ago doesn’t matter now.

    Anonymous February 9, 2019 10:48 pm Reply
  • You can do ballet.. but you can’t make sure the lid is up.. duh.

    Anonymous March 1, 2019 7:57 pm Reply

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