For years I've been trolling Craigslist with fake items for sale at dirt cheap prices. Through my fake email address I make people drive 50 miles away

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For years I’ve been trolling Craigslist with fake items for sale at dirt cheap prices.

Through my fake email address I make people drive 50 miles away from the city where I live to an address of a crazy old man who lives in the woods and from what the angry emails I’ve gotten he usually pulls a rifle on the people I sent to his property.

Today my friend who knows about my troll prank called me to tell me that he saw on Facebook a news story about an old man arrested for killing a black kid on his property looking to buy a musical instrument that I posted on Craigslist.

I’m now scared the police is going to arrest me because I sent that kid to his death. I didn’t mean for anyone to die and I don’t want to jail. I’m thinking about starting a go fund me so I can hire a really good lawyer and help that kid’s family.

I didn’t want anyone to die, it was just for laughs. Now two lives are ruined because of my crazy sense of humor. I’m so sorry… ?

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It’s a pity you autobots die so easily or I might finally have a sense of satisfaction!

Lord Galvatron

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