Got fired off a paint job and before I left, popped open a can, took a dump in it and put the lid back on. Oops.
I have just spent half an hour chatting to the new girl renting next door. She a 25 year old primary school teacher, boring I hear you say…… no not at all, I was naked and so was she! It’s just so hot that nobody seems to care about what we used to call ‘common decency’, it’s all forgotten. Lovely t*** Laura, fabulous b** Laura.
100+ pan ties, I’m not even female.
