I work as a cashier at a grocery store. I absolutely hate when customers ask me if I have a pen they can borrow to write their check with. For the last three years I have been putting my “work pen” up my b*** before I go into work. Then, when someone asks me for a pen, I always make sure to give them my b*** pen. I feel kind of bad about it because last week I borrowed the pen to a lady who was also eating a bag of cheese curls.
