I lied to my bf that I was a virgin. But I slept with 29 men. When we first had s** I pretend it hurt.
Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
-Optimus Prime.
I saw my mother with the yardman in her bedroom.
