Come sit on my lap b*tch. After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit. And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner

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Come sit on my lap b*tch.
After that last drink I fell down and sh*t outta my azz all over my suit.
And your Easter photo is gonna have my massive b0ner in it.
Do you think complaining to mall management can make my life any worse? Ha ha f uck you Karen!

-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

New Confession

Mini boys in Gaza with no family and no girlfriends f*** the pussies of the boys for o*****. They don’t care if anybody sees them or not. They’re all f****** each other but that’s all they have some.

Sometimes it seems like they are relieved to have Israel soldiers show up and f*** their pussies because it causes them to ejaculate and they don’t have to m*********. There is some phobia about m*********** so they would rather be fucked by the soldiers then to m********* their d***. They stand around and watch until the boys shoot until it’s their turn to be fucked.

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I am a single female just turned 21 years old and my stepdad and I were home alone celebrating my birthday.My mom was out of town working so it was just me and him.We had a nice supper and started playing cards and drinking. Now I had never been much of a drinker but had decided I was going to drunk tonight. well by 8 oclock I was very drunk and my stepdad helped me into bed.Sometime during the night I got up and crawled into my stepdad’s bed with him and I was naked. I awoke the next morning and I was no longer a virgin and had been fucked to completion at least three times that night. I awoke sore and still had his seed flowing out of me. He was still asleep and I slipped out of bed and went took a shower.He woke and nothing was said I don’t think he knew anything happened we were both very drunk.Its now three months later and I am testing positve on pregnancy test.Not sure what to do.