my street is like a painful scene out of a low budget horror flick. you hear a creeking sound that sounds like a coffin of a vampire trying to open it

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my street is like a painful scene out of a low budget horror flick. you hear a creeking sound that sounds like a coffin of a vampire trying to open it since the flood , you see rather animated strange persons walking thru walls. weird cars who stall along for ages at a crossing? are they all on drugs?

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Mini boys in Gaza with no family and no girlfriends f*** the pussies of the boys for o*****. They don’t care if anybody sees them or not. They’re all f****** each other but that’s all they have some.

Sometimes it seems like they are relieved to have Israel soldiers show up and f*** their pussies because it causes them to ejaculate and they don’t have to m*********. There is some phobia about m*********** so they would rather be fucked by the soldiers then to m********* their d***. They stand around and watch until the boys shoot until it’s their turn to be fucked.

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