No woman in the world is as s*** as my mom, she is tall and wider at her thighs than her hips. From behind she has the cutest round a$$, 2 finger wide thigh gap, strong curvy legs and a tiny waist. She has round C cup b00bs that set high on her chest. Dad always says nasty s*** to her and about her, he even asks when he’s drunk if I want to take her for a test drive. He says if you didn’t a bad grill you are way above my pay grade. Her Grand mother is Dane and Korean so her mom tall heavy muscled for an Asian married to Scott with red hair. When I turned 18 I was still a homebody and a virgin, I was going to our local Junior college. After my party we were cleaning up with mom, two of my cousins and Dad, We’re all 5 to 7 inches taller than him, he is only 5’9″ . They were teasing him about about having a short c*** after he was bragging about moms hot body. He talked mom into showing her t1ts after challenging us to lay our c*** table to see if any were as big as his. After smoking weed and drinking schnapps and being berated by dad as coward. We agreed mom took her shirt and bra off, stood on the opposite side and marked and wrote our initials on the table with a sharpie how far we could push the heads of our c****. Going before dad who went last was only 5 1/2″, Jason was close to 8 1/2″ but wasn’t that hard. He was an inch long than Ricky the youngest and hardest, his c0ck curved so much mom had to hold it down, she didn’t go of it to dads delight. Dad told her “keep a hold of that and s*** off Jason to see how long it would get. He got harder but not longer so dad said “Let him put it in your p****, see if it gets bogger.” Mom said no but dad hugged her from behind then put his hand down her short to finger her. She acted un willing but didn’t fight that hard when he pushed her pants and shorts to the ground. I was going to go into the house when dad was pulling moms head to his c0ck while Jason was getting in position. Dad said “Get back here this is for you, we’re going to teach you what women love to do.” I watched from a distance as dad came in moms mouth then Jason while Ricky pumped her. Dad pulled over behind mom when she was sucking Ricky and yanked my shorts down. My C0ck was getting soft from fear so mom laid on the table legs spread wide with everyone cheering me on I put it in her semi hard but it grew fast and went off like a volcano. They laughed at me for not pulling out but that’s when mom came her second time. This all went on between 12:30 and 1:45 am on our back patio where we barbecue. Now don’t ever want to leave home since dad likes to watch mom put out to me or/and Jason.