Across the grassy meadow I spied the male horse, its massive phallus dangling from his undercarriage like a fifth leg. Pulling out my phone I zoomed in

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Across the grassy meadow I spied the male horse, its massive phallus dangling from his undercarriage like a fifth leg. Pulling out my phone I zoomed in with the camera to note its oily sheen glistening in the sun. I resisted the urge to walk over and m********* him to o*****, but one day I will.

New Confession

Oh Toronto/Canada How I hate you!
I Hate when I open my eyes and all I see every day is Indians and Chinese immigrants, haven’t seen a Canadian in weeks, where did they go?
I hate the weather, dark all year, rain all summer, let’s look out the window oh a snow storm how great.
Hmm houses cost millions of dollars, condos a million, cheap sh*t apartments $2500 a month.
And jobs? Taken by illegal Mexicans, Indians and Chinese. This is just a few of 100,000 reasons I hate Canada, so f*** you Canada

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Tickle your dicc, scratch your baIIs, make your father’s azzhole bleed like a river , he’s my dumpster, throw him in the washroom stall, hit him in the head with a mop leaving him unconscious, flush that nigha down the toilet see you next pay day.
I’m a dirty fucken janitor and your gonna succ my dicc if you piss in My washroom